General Hospital:

Spinelli: You're wise in all things, Stone Cold.  You taught me to escape armed desperadoes and to placate Mr. Corinthos.  And when it comes to affairs of the heart, not only have you managed to win Samantha's undying love, but you also managed to seduce the loyal Elizabeth away from her husband.

Jason: That's it! This conversation's done.

Spinelli: I'm not passing judgement.  I'm merely pointing out that you have these two paragons completely devoted to you and then you throw valkyrie Carly in the mix and you are a chick magnet.  I mean, you're a true triple threat.

Jason: Okay, what does any of this have to do with you and Lulu?

Spinelli: You possess the secret.  You can wield your power over a woman's heart, her body, her soul, so who else would I go to for wisdom vis-a-vis, The Blonde One? I mean, dude, come on, please, just give me a little something..the secret to your mojo.

Jason: I've got to get out of here.

Spinelli: No, no, no, mentor of mine.  Please.  I have a confession.  I may rule cyberspace, but in reality, The Jackal struggles.  This may come as a surprise to you, but there are some people that don't take me seriously.  There may even be some who mock me behind my back.  So, please, give me something, anything to make fair Lulu take me seriously

Jason: Listen

Spinelli: Okay. -  What? That's it?

Jason: Yeah, that's it.  Listen to Lulu.  Women like to talk a lot and they want a guy who's going to listen.  You may not understand what she's trying to say half the time, but that does not matter.  It's the simple act of listening that counts.

Spinelli: (Reaching Out) Wow. That is so Zen.  Deepest gratitude, Stone Cold

Jason: What'd I say about touching me?